Kampong days!

WHEN WE GET CRAZY, IT GOES WAAAY BACK!


Welcome to the Kampong Days photoshoot! Done by a group of people who were insanely bored and just wanted to do pictures.

It was hard doing this photoshoot because it was just hilarious picturing how people look during the old days and we had to give that grimace in that picture HAHAH!

Don't forget about the love for flowers the kampong days people love to take with. Thus, we have come up with our own hilarious photo album!

Do enjoy. The photo colours were corrected by me, and I will post up some of the originals.


Every plant is a photo essential for the Kampong days photo shoot

Model: Kulbir

The "we're brothers and we will die for each other but right now just leave us to play with our marbles" look.

HAHA! Alright you have to admit some during the old days there were some failure photos, becaue people didn't really care about dept of field and stuff. So, our very own KAMPONG FAIL PICTURE!!

Model: Peter


Caption : "Rachel's 21 Birthday"

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! at botanic garden where we had our picnic and stuff. But the scarecrow was really creepy and I felt my heart beating so hard standing next to it. Freaked me out.

First man in the Kampong to get a car LOL!

Shahrul and his really Mr.Awesome Set of cactus HAHHAHAHH!!! Omg I love this picture, it looks soooo real! The sitting postion and all. one of my favourite edits!

Model: Shahrul

BEFORE THE EDITS! BACK TO 2010!

Taken with a Nikon, without any correction whatsoever!

Class reunion!

IT'S A CLASS/FAMILY REUNION!!

We may all be from different classes, but we're studying on the same level and STICKING OUR GUM UNDER THE SAME COMPUTER!!!!

So THIS IS DAAA LURVEE AHHAHAH!

This is just random stalker pics of them and me advertising for coke light. You know if I was slim, I would beg coke light to let me advertise for them.

But not now, because a fat person advertising for coke light defeats its purpose and yea, I think I will be rejected. *depress*

"COKE LIGHT! SOO LIGHT!! YOU CAN RUN WITH IT!" That is my copyrighted tagline which I will use if I ever get the chance to create advertisement for coke light.

My stalker photo of the family. Look at them, all grown up and all!

This is Juan Yuan, who is currently attached to a very pretty lady and I'm very proud of him for hooking in such a pretty lady HAHAH!

THIS IS A DRY BAN MIAN!? CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? When Hong Ren asked me if I wanted dry/soup, I had to go with dry because he said it was nice and it really was!!! HAHAHHA

Oh wait, was it the new guy Xiang He that intro it? Oh whatever, I found a new awesome food today anway!


COMING UP NEXT! THE KAMPONG PHOTOSHOOT!

New classmates New journey

"GOOD MORNING MY NEW CLASS!!"

*silence... maybe some crows laughing*

So the first day was very quiet, followed by the second day and the third day. Everyone is in their own bubble, or comfort zone.

But there were improvements! Hahaha, like this girl whom I wanted to smother and kill on my third day, but she turned out to be actually very nice. *guilty*

And there's chris, who worships sugar/candy/chocolates like me, our first conversation for 2010 was

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Chris: Do you know that candy empire had a 20% off nestle Products

Me: OMGOMGOMGOMG!! REALLY??!!

Chris: YES!!! I bought like white chocolate kit kat etc etc..

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WHITE CHOCOLATE KIT KAT?!!! *sparkles* You see, people who love white kit kats are really easy-going and chill. I love those type of people.

Unlike one incident with I-really-forgot-who, we went into 7-11 and I bought one white kit kat chocolate, and I got blasted

Idiot I-forgot-who :"You shouldn't buy that! It's not really chocolate, you should buy blah blah blah blah"

FOR GOOODNESSS SAKE WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO! I'M YANLIN AND IF I WANT MY WHITE CHOCOLATE MEANS I WANT WHITE CHOCOLATE YOU DOUCHE! LOLOLOL.

Or maybe I appear to be down syndrome in food appreciation to that idiot. But at the end of the day I just bought it anyway and took a BIG HUGEEEEE BITE OUTTA THAT BAR OF WHITE CHOCOLATE. BWHAAHHAHA!!

This is in art class. I love to draw 2 years ago, that's why I didn't do well in PSLE, and O'levels.

So during my 2nd O's, I tried my best to give it up, and after my breakup, I just lost all my interest to draw and create. So drawing for me now is like a chore.

But I'm struggling to get back that insane passion for drawing, LOL. And I dislike drawing humans, I prefer drawing animals. Thank you

THE END.

This is Andrea, and this year, she is in the same class as me! Andrea is really weird, a wonderful loyal friend who is also very sadistic unknowingly, and I hope I can survive through my poly year without her unknowingly killing me.

Oh and Polar has opened a bistro in our library. I know, weird right, frying pasta in the library.

AND I LOVE POLAR!!!!!! Because my GRANDPA LOVES POLAR!!! AND MY WHOLE FAMILY SWEARS ON POLAR!!!!!

This is the waffle pancake, and if you visit me one day at my school, I will bring you to try this. And lets not forget the mango tango.

However, right now I'm avoiding that place for awhile, because there's an overly friendly person.

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douche #1: "WHAT?! unfriendly person you dun wan! Overly friendly person you dun want! NO FRIENDS FOR YOOOOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!"

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NUUUU!! Its not that ok, it's just, I want to eat my food and simmer in my own thoughts. I dun want to make small talk with people while I eat!

And thus this is my first day of school!

Talk about this weather?

I'm itching to leave again...


Yes, and I know I shouldn't because I have loads to catch up with some people. Considering I was sick for the last week.

SOO!! School is starting and when I look back, I guess I have not done much work on my studies, but hey, it's holiday and the next few months are gonna be hell.


If you're betting that I will leave during the next holiday, well you're probably right. I'm not sure where I want to go, but away from this weather is a definite.

Lately I have been pretty down and out because I'm still ill. Like when I go out, I find myself being tired easily. Not been swimming too because of the rain.

Anyway I do hope the weather goes back to normal or I'm stuck in here. *cough cough*. So many things going through my mind, and yes I feel a little scared when I think about where I'm heading.

So much more complex stuff I'm suppose to know and learn. And what if I don't understand? But I guess I have nothing to worry, because I'll always find a way. And you usually think such depressin stuff when it is raining and you have nothing to do.

But lie here and think about how your lungs is gonna collaspe from all the coughing.......

WanLing's 20th bday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANLING! LAUGH ALL YOU WANT... BECAUSE....


While you gleefully partake in your 20th ceremony, eating all that cake and muching on those fries, you hadn't realised that you have been officially kicked out of the 19s club.

And thus have been accepted in the 20s club with all those loser 20yr olds!! HAH!

Okay I am done. NOOOW WHERE WERE WE?


*continue*

If you had asked me what I was going to have on the night of Wan Ling's bday celebration, I will tell you that I'm gonna have pasta and fried calamari, and smoothies and ice creams.

Then for your added benefit to see your face turn green, I will add in my own dishes, HAHA!

BUT on the 2nd night before the birthday party, I had fallen terribly ill with a fever of 39.5 which crippled my stomach and my ability to eat for a day.

So when I did recover and wobbled to Holland Village for the rooftop party, I... could only stomach....


Corn food. Because I am not allowed to eat fried oily stuff, nor cold stuff for fear of the relaspe from my cold.

And thus I got KARMA-SLAPPED right in my face for tormenting those kiddos. Yup. Nice setting, nice food. Food that I like, and yea... corn soup. Mighty pathetic. HAIZ.

But I felt super loads better and recharged after seeing all of them! Hahaha, I feel like the little kid on christmas morning.

It was my first time eating there, but I came across it, so I decided to book it for the event. However in a way it wasn't very good because the place was too hot and stuff. No wind.

Everyone was pretty tired looking, one just out for the weekend from army, 2 others out from FOC, work and stuff.

WE CAN SURVIVE THIS GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My energy level was like 15% so I didn't take much pictures. Sucks to be sick on a friend's birthday! T.T

love tea pie

LOVE.TEA.PIE

Yes the the last entry was rather all doom and gloom and sad and all. BUT! LOL, it doesn't last long and I'm already cringing at that post. So I'll just ignore it.

Todays entry would be......... PIE! Thanks to rach who totally got me hooked on the series SUPERNATURAL, and it made Pie the focal point of my current year. =(

The picture that I used for a title is the peach tea me and Rach shared, hahha. I like teas that have that hint of sweetness and fagrance. Most of the time I am subjected to chinese oolong tea. URRRYUCK!

TA-DAAAAAA!!! PIE! LOL. Actually I thought was pie but I saw the shop name and it was actually tarts. Heh heh *nervous* hope no one noticed it T.T

Hmmm, sadly the pie was no AWESOMEOMGCANDIEFORPIE. But the price is OMGCANDIE.

So my search for a pie shop is on! which reminds me of that time in melbourne where they had a shop called I love pie or something....


Benjamin aiming for poster biy for the pie shop LOLOLOL! And wing kit, having his private zen moment.

Clash of the titans was sadly a let down, though I thought the effects were okay, like Pegasus the horse wasn't some douchebag.

AHHH!! WanLing's bday party is on sunday, there are reservations to be done and I'm trying to see if they have anything special to offer for birthdays. BUSSSY! But awesome =)

*ranting*

*WARNING* This is a RANTING post

I'm going to Rant. Yup, because I'm a coward and I don't care if its in my blood/star sign/zodiac that I'm afraid to confront someone when he/she is pissing me off.

Because I just don't confront people in their face. It creates awkward situations and if I ever do confront someone, it goes like this

"I just don't know why you ha-have to... *sniff* always do that, it's like blah blah blah*cries*" GAY.

So I develope this method on letting that person do idiotic stuff to me, and one day either burst out in anger *like the hulk*, which I try not to, because its very very stupid and people really don't respect you when you do that.

Or simply shut the person out from my life. And being an effing coward, thats what I am doing to A. I will call him A because A stands for Asshole, and he is hella' one.

But thats a long story and this is an effing long ranting post. So lets start with one thing that is realy getting on my nerves, which is PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW GRATITUDE.

Like say, LYL swipes her magic card for the meal, so she ultimately decides to pay for the GST, because well, thats what friends do for each other.

And then there are the TROLLS. Who get up the seat and walk away after paying the exact meal to me without the GST. WITHOUT FUCKING THANKING ME.

Is a thank you so hard to say? IT GOES WITH A T, THEN CONTINUES WITH A -HANK AND A YOU.

I don't expect them to pay the GST, but at least I DESERVE A THANK YOU RIGHT, YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLES. =(

BUT OF COURSE, YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO JUST PAY FOR YOUR GST AND THEY DUN DESERVE A THANK YOU BECAUSE THAT PERSON's MONEY COMES FROM THE HEAVENS AND ITS NEVER ENDING.

WELL IN YOUR FACE, A WAKE UP CALL! THEY USE THEIR MONEY FROM THEIR BANK TO PAY YOUR GST SO YOU EFFING BETTER THANK THEM NEXT TIME!

But its not all that sad, because there are alot of awesome people who actually comes to thank me personally. Which I heart them because you know they have good upbrining.

Oh and then's there's A. Which I have decided to just shut him out of my life for now and just pretend he is not there. Will I confront him? Jee, I dunno. WILL I PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE? Hmm MAYBE. But friends don't punch friends in their faces right?

They call it, "TALKING IT OUT". We have been friends for many years anyway. But I dunno, his skin is so thick, maybe I will just punch him in the face. And if he hates me, nvm, because I would have one less asshole to get annoyed with in my life.

Sigh, they say ranting is good but its making my head hurt. I'll proably regret blogging this one day but today I'm just feeling... tired.

bday to bro

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOR KOR!!!!

Hahahha, hope you enjoy your time there in Aussie, and damn you, YOU GET COLD WEATHER!

Anyway, take care and see you soon. Mom wants me to ask you to buy OPI nail polishes, but thats like telling a guy to put on guyliner =( So NVM. But if you don't mind, I would really really like that. =)

Don't be a nerd and have some fun once in awhile. Until then.. CYAAAAAAA!!


Ps: I thought that since you're overseas I get double tubs of B&J's, but seems that grandpa doesn't buy it anymore since you left. *depress*

Easter and Novotel Bufffet

NEVER EAT A BUFFET WITH SKINNY PEOPLE.

Never ever. NEVER EVER EVER EVER!

Because they eat alot and they give you false hope that you don't get fat eating buffet. Anyway here's the story.


Jo didn't join us because she got attachment that day. So Sarah, bernice and ME! hahahha went to Novotel Hotel for a glourious buffet!

My two very funny bums.

And because I had some vouchers, so it was pretty cheap. I DUN SHET OUT MUNNEH OK.

The buffet is suppose to be the best in Singapore, or I dunno, but it was pretty awesome anyway.

I love this. People want a TV, xbox blah blah in their room. I want a chocolate fondue. DUDE I CAN LIKE WAKE UP AND LICK IT EVERYDAY MAN *heaven*.

We caught the 11.45pm movie, WHEN IN ROME. But I'm not going to talk about that because the main thing for tonight was .....................

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MY MAGNUM GOLD.

OH MY GAWD I'M LIKE LICKING GOLD IN THE FORM OF ICE CREAM HOW AWESOME CAN MY LIFE GET MAN.

I love Magnum gold, I love the whole world, BOOMDEYADA BOOMDEYADA!



2 Days Later...




A GLIMSPE OF SENTOSA & EASTER FRIDAY!


Went with dad to check out the old Shangri-la hotel which they are tearing down to renovate.

I think it looks awesome.. LIKE DISNEY LAND! hahahhahaha

OKAY so TO EASTER!

I went to city harvest for some drama they had on easter, and I have to say, it really is good =)

It's about this guy who created something like facebook and it was like a gateway for the devil to use to spread PORN and stuff.

Awesome story line.

After the play we went to Changi for dinner!

DEAR DIARY,

While we were having dinner, I decided to order Tang Hoon, because it is healthy and all. But Wan Ling told me that Tang Hoon is actually the most oily out of them all. I'm sad.

Oh and diary, Wan Ling's handphone is butt naked. She had to tape its battery ass up with scotch tape, which is very funny, but hope she does not read this.

ANYWAY!! Here are some dorky photos of the boys, and boys are really dorky.



Hahah, all in all, it was a good day. HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!

GYL Leadership Camp

WELCOME TO TURI BEACH RESORT!

And while you're in it, I do hope you enjoyed THE GYL CAMP *evil smile*.....

More pictures can be viewed in gallery, on your left.


I know, camp, sounds eww... ugh and all but HAH, this is so much different, people, and thus I shall begin the story of LYL, the girl you absolutely detested camp.

(BTW the picture above was taken by me *proud*, awesome right the view, from the lobby)

Once upon a boring ole holiday time LYL was bored, a.k.a "bored and dumb thus will do studpid crazy things she will not usually do when she's sane" well it beats that time she shaved her hair off to spike it up.

Yes she was bored.

So to prevent any sadly shaving of hair, she joined CAMP.

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HOWEVER... WELCOME TO PARADISE!

Plus all the mosquitos and all, but heck man, there's cable TV, dude yes HBO AND STAR MOVIES, and AIR-CON. HAH!

Other camps can just go suck it MUAHAHAH! So anyway the dawning of camp eventually came, and she had to go to the ocean to prove herself.

AND BUILD A RAFT.

And stood there like a clueless DMIT fella, because well.. I can model a raft, hell I can make it move with colours too. But I do not know how to freaking make one.

And the engineers were pretty awesome, so yea. Raft building went bad, the raft disintergrated, we used another teams raft, and well paddling in the ocean isn't very jolly and happy.

First day was a let down, but more awesome-ness coming right up!



AND THEN THERE WAS THE FOOD-TO-DIE-FOR. Redang and KOROPOKE! WOO HOOO!! ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!

And great friends that would not beat the hell outta you when you steal their food. I always treasure these kinda people. =)

The rest of the day was spent lazing around in the resort. And LYL eventually fell into a deep slumber. BTW she shared room with Melissa and Wan Ru.

Mel and WR has to sleep together because Mel lost a scissors, paper, stone game to LYL. HAHAHAHAH!! EPIC MATCH!


They woke up in the morning, bright and early to the sea and the forest, and BATS! In the balcony. Apparently one lucky guy in camp woke up...

To bats humping each other in the morning and making bats kinda sexual noises. Gross.


Breakfast in the morning was buffet and a chef was there to cook an omelette for you. Service was the most awesome BUT

LYL had no appetite, because today was her most greatest challenge, HIGH ROPES.

That means getting my 5 storeys + in the air and doing a freaking obstacle course. Jeez man, can't even do one on land, and I have to do one in the air.

Sigh, I know of all glam proof pictures, they took one with me and my thighs. =( And my ass.

The high rope was horrible because she almost slipped, and when she managed to climb one part of the course, she had to do it again because it was the wrong way.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO FAT PEOPLE!! WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My two lovely roomies! skinny lovely roomies =( so skinny till both can fit into the sink top.

The slope that leads straight to our rooms. GAWD! The worse part is when you get down and realise, OOPS! You forgot your stuff. GOOD LUCK CLIMBING EVEREST =(

ITS NOT WORTH IT TO GO BACK UP THERE MAN, ITS NOT!

The next day was jungle trekking.

We had to go to this swamp jungle thingy, and I tell you, it freaking is NOT some NOOB UBIN TRAIL.

I thought it would be like Bukit Timah hill, you know, safe and gay.

HELL THIS IS THE JUNGLE MAN.

45 degrees of slope, hmm lemme see, FREAKING TREE FULL OF THORNS, oh wait what else? A SANDY HILL THAT IS SO SANDY YOU HAVE TO CRAWL ON YOUR KNEES.

Oh and of course there are other really dangerous stuff, just read and enjoy =)

And I forgot to introduce my group to you. Group 8, love them all, because they are funny and down-to-earth and dorky like me, so we clicked really well.

Okay back to mission-impossible-but-still-have-to-complete. Yes we, we climbed that hill. NO one died or anything, but it was possible to anyway.

Oh yea, LOVELY ravine, that went so deep I swear it goes to hell. I should have stood there, and do some size comparison.

I took one look down and I was like "HOLY CRAP! I DUN WANNA DIE".

And my group was full of sport junkies who were like "YIPEE RAVINE! AWESOME!" =.=, really.
My group leader Edwin, and thanks to him many times and the others, I'm still here today typing this out.

We had to cross this ravine by a wooden plank, and when I crossed it, I was like wobbly and stuff, so I panicked and JUMPED!

But my legs are long, smooth and strong so I managed to reach the end and got told off by my group mate, who told me I was crazy to do that =(

But she was right. KIDS YOU DUN JUMP WHEN CROSSING THE PLANK LIKE THAT OKAY, BECAUSE SHORT PEOPLE DO FALL OFF!

The view from up there was breathtaking. Hmm worth it? uhh.. I'll have to consider, because half the time I was like "HOLY CRAP! WE HAVE TO CLIMB THIS EFFING STEEP SLOPE"

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"HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA FALL OFF THIS MOUNTAIN AND ROLL DOWN AND NEVER STOP ROLLING"

But it didn't happen. I love/hate to scare myself this way.

LATER THAT NIGHT.........

WE HAD OUR GALA DINNER!! Where everyone dressed nicely, and it felt like PROM LOLOLOL!

Yes two girls in my group only. And I was Ass. Group leader. Didn't have to do much though.

from the heart : I really loved everyone in this camp, and I'm damn proud to be in group 8 plus we did the most awesome skit during the GALA night.

Not forgotting the cute guy whom I met for 3 days and really liked but it was never meant to be. But hey! It was fun LOL

GYL CAMP FTW!